Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the Queen's army. Punish their conversion.
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A rope and net would be handy. And a circus career. Your limbs and imagination will have to suffice.
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Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.
// CAT IDLE DIALOG
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Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.
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When the remarkable turns bizarre, reason turns rancid.
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What is sought is most often found... if it is truly sought.
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Only a few find the way; some don't recognize it when they do; some don't ever want to.
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There's an ugly name for those who do things the hard way.
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The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.
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To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.
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Only the foolish believe suffering is just wages for being different.
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Only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth.
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Only the insane equate pain with success.
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Tell yourself, I've seen worse at Rutledge's. Prevarication, in this instance, may help.
